Half a Pound!

In the red corner, weighing considerably more than she should do, but less than she did this time last year, is Katie" ( cue cheering fans) "in the blue corner and stopping Katie getting that 10% key ring she really wants is that bloody half a pound"(boo hiss boo)

  This week, my focus has been losing that bloody half a pound that's keeping me from my 10% goal and tonight I get to see whether I've managed it! Don't get me wrong if I get on the scales and I've lost more than that bloody half a pound, I'll be delighted, but its the half a bloody pound I really want!

  Peter Kay always says "you can shit a pound", but I would say that's not true, so this week I have been a dieting goddess, I have done anything and everything to religiously stick to my points and not stray.

  I have painted my nails 

  You can't stick you're hand in a bag of crisps with wet nails, although for those of you pretending you're on a diet, there is a way I have discovered through years of research that you can eat crisps with wet nails.

Here's my how to guide...

Carefully get crisps out of cupboard

Using teeth, rip the bag along the side, so that it's open flat and you can gently lift crisps out.

Obviously if you've got a bloody half a pound to lose, I suggest not doing it.

I have also created crafts, turns out sticking buttons on a canvas keeps you occupied for ages. 

I've also spent as much time as possible with my crazy beagle Cyril. I've worked out I can earn 2 bonus points before I've even had a shower in a morning by chasing him around with the things he's decided to steal. Obviously once Im slinky by Tuesday, ill tackle his kleptomania issues!

So tonight I head to the scales, in my lightest clothes and as little as is polite to wear in a church hall and pray that the fact I went slightly bonkers on Friday night and ate a slice of pizza (and by slice I mean 3 & a bit of garlic bread) has been cancelled out by the fact I've been a dieting goddess all week, apart from that minor blip!